Has anyone considered a Cryonic Internet.coma where for a reasonable fee you could leave behind a perpetual site?

Please read this to the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" (a DIY song).

Take me out to a website,
Let's get a break from the grind.
Take in a cartoon, we'll have a laugh;
It won't take a car and ditto for gas
'Cause it's click ,click, click from the desktop.
Now is the time I do fear,
'Cause a few fast decades go by,
Bumper-to-bumper satellites in the exosphere.